The number of us is wayy to high :(
My mom put me on my first diet when I was 10.
Can we just take a minute to slow clap for tumblr’s staff because they put this on the front page of tumblr:
They get us.
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
IT’S LIKE A TRANSFORMER
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.